GARDEN OF TEMPTATION

The evil snake is trying to tempt me with forbidden fruit. Except I'm not having a hard time resisting. I know that this is an integrity test; I'm supposed to stay strong to defend and prove my good, sincere intentions. Yeah, sure I may have less fun or not as much fun as I could be, because I hold myself back from things that even officially single people have the right to do. But at least I won't get a bad (or worse?) reputation and I'll be able to live with myself knowing that I made good decisions in the face of temptation. It's called self-respect. Anyway, what's with these ruthless Chow Mein noodles?! Fuck ya'll.