PRESS REFRESH IN MY MIND

There is so much to say, and all this space in which to say it, yet so short of an attention span to deal with. Let's start off with some basic vocabulary...

BVC: (from the initials of Desperate Housewives' notoriously anal retentive character Bree Van de Kamp, but we thought it was spelled Bree Van de Camp. Oh well!) verb. to freak out when the appearance of something is not perfect and orderly. adjective. having shallow, superficial, killjoy Bree-like tendencies that miss the point and ruin the moment; unsettled, always wanting to fix things.

BDD: noun. Big Damn Deal.

BHB: noun. Bony Hip Bones, like those of a swimmer or a naturally sexy person.

Wall-to-wall: noun. not to be confused with the socially facilitating Facebook feature, a Wall-to-Wall is one of many people who are "on your nuts" and pining for your attention. this concept is best exemplified by Chris Brown who gloats that "they (ladies) keep comin' from wall to wall!"

3 comments:

dylan said...

ahahaha.. killjoy tendencies

samantha duenas said...

BHB translates into "ships" in my dialect. Ships is derived from the words "sharp" and "hips" to describe what you call BHB.

panda said...

ooh shit, that was my dialect too. damn how could i forget?!